dick fed

To have been the recipient of a penile insertion

"Thalidomide my arse, you were just dick fed as a kid"

by nemm November 30, 2013

Poopey dick

a dick that is covered in poop after anal sex

Dude, i had anal with your mom last night! Man did i have a poopey dick after that

by Rdot9 December 16, 2008

Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.

Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick

by lil kendrick January 25, 2015

flipping dick

When one becomes extremely irrate over an issue or problem.

I told the fam i failed the second quarter of Algebra II. Eventho I still received my credit, due to my grade in the 1st quarter, my ma started flipping dick.

by MZMIJ January 26, 2010

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

little dick

Why'd you need the definition it's right on your body.

Jess: "I can't believe his dick was that small."
Trisha: "We should start calling him little dick!"
Jess: "Yeah!"

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 29, 2020

Dumb dick

A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.

That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.

by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017