Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.

Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"

by H311o January 30, 2023

No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.

Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November

by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023

On that nut

On some bullshit, spewing ignorant things

Person 1: When I was telling my boyfriend that I was going to get an IUD , he inturrupted me and talked about how when his ex got one she bled a lot for a few months.
Person 2: lmfaoooo your boyfriend really on that nut, I’m sorry.

by Sadgirlhrs January 26, 2019

dez nuts

your gigantic juicey jiggley balls or nuts

your mom dez nuts

by jake gigglyballs January 25, 2022

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

No Nut November

No nutting during November. There is a break in the calendar on the 12th where berty mcbert berts can nut all they want.

Kate hates no nut November

by KaterinaD November 5, 2021

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018