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Cum

me: cum
mort: king julian
by Alfie Here July 6, 2021
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scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy
Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee
by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021
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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.
It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.
by neizel January 23, 2025
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cum

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022
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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"
by Zdybs December 2, 2023
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Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
by dingdong43 August 12, 2021
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