Friends With Minor Benefits 

"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.

These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").

Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.

Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?

Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.

Friends With Minor Benefits by Soon2BMe December 28, 2010

user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex

- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.

user friendly by catfight12 January 11, 2009

friends with benefits 

A healthy, fun sexual relationship between two people......
Until one falls for the other, The friendship blows to
pieces. And those two people find themselves worse off than
they were before.

Chuck and I are friends with benefits.

friends with benefits by Aimee's 2 cents April 20, 2006

friendcest 

sleeping with or dating someone your friend has already dated or slept with.

After Jayne committed friendcest with Samantha's ex-boyfriend, their friendship was never the same.

friendcest by Sara November 25, 2004

nintendo-no-friendo 

the state of someone constantly playing video games instead of engaging with the rest of the group...ignoring your friend due to a trance like state which occurs while playing video games.

yeah -he's here, but he's all nintendo-no-friendo, upstairs.

nintendo-no-friendo by mer/j March 9, 2007

Fried Dicken 

A typical serving of Fried Dicken consists of a fresh penis, dipped in batter and deep fried until its tender and juicy.
Typically, an uncircumsized penis is served when someone orders "Extra Skin".
Fried Dicken can be sold in buckets, but is best served hot from the bag.
Reference Eat a Bag of Dicks as an invitation for someone to eat Fried Dicken.

When Jeff is hungry, nothing satisfies him more than a bag of Fried Dicken.

Fried Dicken by P. Pouch September 23, 2006

Freedom Fried 

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

Freedom Fried by jon January 18, 2004