Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

what dem stank hoes do

Sexual activity with a dirty chick

When a tinder rooney hit you up on tinder
Her: hey

Me: hey you 😉😉😉 what dem stank hoes do

by ilovecloudgod January 21, 2021

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

Do a Dibbs

Do a runner in order to not pay back a student loan

Just graduated from uni, thinking I might do a Dibbs

by Cripes at the disco January 23, 2021

Dickery-Do

A slightly hipster-ish way of saying the term "sex". Usually, this term will be said more frequently by either boomers or millennials.

"Oh ya know, it was pretty chill. Me and her, we just sat down, watched tv, had some popcorn, and when midnight rolled around; we did a little bit of the dickery-do here and there."

by Anonymous (^-^) January 25, 2021

Do Coffee

The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.

Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.

by biff't it January 28, 2021

Do a Toby Price

When you break your wheel/tyre and you use at least cable ties to fix it. Nearly as good as McGyverying it, but better as Toby Price is an Aussie Legend.

Hey Baz, the mower wheel is broke.. its alright just do a Toby Price, that'll fix it.

by Aus Moto Fan February 2, 2021