cleo

Cleo Is just that one badass bitch of a girl who doesn't fuck around with beating around the bush or fake people. she's one of the realist people you will ever meet. Shes honest and bold, but does lack in some confidence unfortunately. she is a short (most likely under 5'5☠️), slim thicc beautiful, golden skinned goddess with naturally beautiful who will make your life better for ever. Her effortless beauty can make you fall in love and her smile is enough to make any man blush .she will always know how to cheer you up with her corny ass jokes and is different than everybody else in a good way. Cleo is unique. if you're ever sad or down, go get a cleo for you!

Example 1: Cleos bhad asff
Example 2: She's so short. Definitely a cleo
Example 3: Cleos the best!

by Bestye3 February 1, 2024

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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

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cleans biggest fan

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by iloveonj February 4, 2024

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Clementi Town Secondry

The secondary school where the uniforms are confusing, hot, and ties get lost. Phones, the gems of our lives, has been taken forcefully and thrown into the locker. Us Clementeens Are all green flags (look at our shirt it's so obvious) And we have CCAP instead of form chers😔😔😔 9 different types of pasta exists here soooooo and it's next to Clementi mall 😍😍 The sch songs also the best and we got da iPads 😍😍😍

"wahlao... Why wear so much green ah boy" Ah Chong asked
"Oh... This? I'm from Clementi Town Secondry" Ah Ming responded proudly
"WAH!SUCH A BAD SCHOOL! MY SON AH... GO TO NANYANG!!!" Ah Chong exclaimed
"WAOW SO SMAR...wait Ur son go nanyang..?"

by MaXiaoTiao😍😍😍 February 6, 2024

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