Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
by Villainous March 24, 2023
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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 06, 2016
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Maal Monkey

Bro, did you buy a Maal Monkey NFT? They're mooning!
by Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.
"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."
by Earthwreck24 December 11, 2009
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