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fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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Monkey Slugging

When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??

Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
by Mav_ July 22, 2019
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Monkey

A derrogatory racial sly to describe an asian and/or east-asian person.
Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.
I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.
by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020
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Monkey

by Jamesfather November 19, 2019
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monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)
Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.
by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014
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Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".
"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"
by LatvianGod May 20, 2023
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