Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

GTFO (get the fuck online)

When your waiting for a dbag friend to log into xbox live, and they tell you they will be on in ten, but they really mean an hour, then you text them and tell them to gtfo.

That dumb bitch needs to GTFO (get the fuck online).

by xwabombwx November 26, 2009

Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.

Sit down don't get your thong in a knot

by Bulund August 13, 2017

I'll get Dan Lowe on ye

A challenge to a fight that you couldn't possibly win.

If you touch me I'll get dan lowe on ye

by benibg5 March 14, 2017

Get that dick out of your mouth

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.

Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!

by youngandfree August 26, 2013

get away from the flamin' boatshed!

1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"

Me: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch June 24, 2007