Cheese

Eat your fuking cheese

Hey mom cheese.

by Hoi Boi October 11, 2019

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 2, 2023

tribal cheese

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.

“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”

by creepingdeath01 April 2, 2023

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023