cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day

That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.

by FesterAdams October 12, 2014

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Cum rocket

A rocket that uses semen for fuel. Some say if your cum is healthy enough, it can travel at supersonic speeds.

Dude1: Im boutta build a cum rocket, and I need your cum, hand it over!
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest

by iq0percentile January 28, 2021

Cum

Cum is a white sticky substance made by a males ball-sack when sexually aroused, also called sperm. Cum is used to impregnate a female, but is sometimes swallowed like a drink (Ew).

Sarah: "Are you seriously going to cum in me?"

Alex: "Don't you want to start a family?"

by Markimoooo March 25, 2022

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 8, 2021

Kingdom Cum

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.

Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.

by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022