Text Mex

Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex

by Garm93 June 2, 2022

text

he one real ass nigga minion

you heard of text he a nigga minion

by textkill June 2, 2022

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022

Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022

Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.

Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.

by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022

Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with

Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss

by noway421 June 18, 2022