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Texas Valve
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Valves
worked
by
overweight
men with
hemorrhoids
and awesome dad bods.
Those
guys
that worked those
Texas
Valves sure can
pound
some donuts.
Texas Valve
by
HotScottySandpacker
June 16, 2022