“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
by Remy Gardner May 30, 2023
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 02, 2023
When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 19, 2025
where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 06, 2023
monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks