Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Carly finger lala

best person ever. also know as the girl who sticks up middle finger. She makes good friend and LOVES IT. love you carly. By the way I ship marly

I have the best friend in the world
is she a carly finger Lala
yes how did you know

by Mimi S. October 15, 2020

fingerer

somebody who has to touch everything he/she sees

you're such a fingerer jennifer !

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Fingerer

A person with Parkinson’s who shakes a lot especially good for clitorous stimulation

“I didn’t fancy strumming myself tonight so I called my personal fingerer”

by The word definer 2021 January 29, 2021

Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

privacy finger

When someone shows something with sensitive info to show, they suddenly gain an ability to extend their finger to cover it

"His index finger becomes longer than it should be when he shows his credit card. It's a privacy finger"

by PuniUwUCute April 25, 2023