New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021

news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024

new deck

New skateboard

yooo dude nice skateboard i just got a new deck

by sallyy applesauce April 16, 2021

New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu…

by Buteo Pollo January 11, 2022

New Trier

A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.

Guy 1: You hear about New Trier?

Guy 2: You mean Crime High?

by Nerds rule, Jocks Drool May 31, 2018

new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”

“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”

by PeteSapp July 20, 2021

New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.

Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry

by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022