Stray kids

Stray kids are jyp's best flop group full of visual holes. Korea doesn't even care about them and they only have boring white racist fans.

A. Do you know stray kids?

B. Oh, you mean the most irrelevant 4th gen group?

A. Yes, I think

B. Oh yes, I know them

by Nickiminajoutsold August 7, 2021

Kid

Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

kid loco

Legend has it when someone goes REALLY loco to the point where they ascend to the next level. Then he is said to be going kid loco. The name was believed to have derived from DJ kid loco.

Man, that guy went kid LOCO cuz johnny stole a pinch from his tin of wintergreen skoal.

by philthy lopez March 7, 2008

Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it

Dumb Uber kid

by Uber kid April 23, 2017

Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.

Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.

by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024