Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.

Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

Nut

It’s when u flowberry fizz every where yay

Baddie: Hey

Me: I’m boutta NUT!

by Skull Emoji. April 25, 2024

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 7, 2014

Full Nut December

The Full Nut December is a month of masturbating all days to compensate to the No Nut November.

David: Bro, did you win the No Nut November?
Frankie: No, but I will certainly win the Full Nut December !

by skurskurskur November 10, 2017

Nuts in the stuffing

when you place your nuts up the abuse during sex

I tried nuts in the stuffing with my girlfriend last night. I wouldnt recommend it

by warlizard January 8, 2022

nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.

Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!

by GayShell January 13, 2024