but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

Do ma my

mother fucker or fuck your mom

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

Do the math

To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.

Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math

by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Do it like a tremblay

Partaking in activity like a stupid drunk.

You're going to steal appliances? Remember; do it like a tremblay!

by SploogeRag July 30, 2009