Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex

As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget

by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021

cum griller

A panini press

Check out this cum griller I found on Amazon!

by Hallowsleeve September 15, 2022

Cum Slug

A used condom, tied off at the base, often found languishing on beaches, near lay-by's, or in the side streets of most major towns and cities.

Oh my fucking god, I just stepped on a cum slug

by 2dicksnadog April 20, 2024

Cum high

A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.

I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.

Ally I gave him the biggest cum high

by E.A.F. July 3, 2022

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.

"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.

by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016