Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."

by TKMG March 8, 2024

stray cam cat

The act of having cams mom and sister lick cottage cheese off your cock like stray cats

What's up I heard you got a stray cam cat last night

by Menphie132 March 9, 2024

Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

Funny Cat GIF

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.

I quite like Funny Cat GIFs

by Robert_RoboMole March 11, 2024

Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

uwu cat

a thing that is related to gacha in a nasty way, they can simply not live without their JaKEAY BObO bEaR.

please if you see one... BURN IT TO ASHES AND FEED IT TO THE SUFFERING SOULS OF HELL

OMG ITS AN UWU CAT!!

by Alissathebored March 17, 2024