annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 April 20, 2011

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.

-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."

by scld April 13, 2010

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder November 15, 2007

rag em, bag em 'n' tag em

a phrase often encouraging rage in a person to cause mass triumph over multiple hostiles

a group of chavs decide to pick on a couple normal guys, little do the chavs know that one of the guys is world boxing champ and has a can of whoop ass in his hand.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.

by alx potham April 21, 2008

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that, when you add the word "favorite" in between "my" and "bag," you have a sentence with every single letter in the alphabet in it.

An idiot attempted to sound smart. I fixed his attempt.

by Vince April 07, 2005

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

Then why the hell is it missing the F and V?

This is retarded, and you are a dumbass.

by this is stupid April 07, 2005