distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

rag em, bag em 'n' tag em

a phrase often encouraging rage in a person to cause mass triumph over multiple hostiles

a group of chavs decide to pick on a couple normal guys, little do the chavs know that one of the guys is world boxing champ and has a can of whoop ass in his hand.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.

by alx potham April 21, 2008

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that, when you add the word "favorite" in between "my" and "bag," you have a sentence with every single letter in the alphabet in it.

An idiot attempted to sound smart. I fixed his attempt.

by Vince April 7, 2005

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

Then why the hell is it missing the F and V?

This is retarded, and you are a dumbass.

by this is stupid April 7, 2005

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

Chase a bag, Don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’

From the song Dead locs by Blueface. To tell someone to mind their business and focus on other things than what you’re doing

Melanie: “ where are you going!?!”
Daniel : “ Chase a bag, don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’ “

by Lollii.x January 4, 2019