wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

Awesome Penis Brother

When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.

Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!

by Dylan Mclaren Homie November 20, 2020

feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022

Melwins Penis

People with this name always got the biggest dicks! They are amazing in the bed, All other boys is jealous and all girls like it.

Oh this guy got a big dick he got a melwins penis!

by Sweuturiano June 12, 2022

inside-out penis

When you can smell fish from a mile away

Inside-out penis That girl over there has an inside out penis

by thiredheadgirl December 28, 2015