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deez nuts

a funny prank to do on random females to get the shit slap out of you
person 1: do you have enya CD"S
person 2:what
person 3: SUCK DEEZ NUTS ENYA MOUTH
by A.G.O.T.I March 17, 2022
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.
"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Nut Bungeemug.

Kid nut

The nut that results in the birth of a child.
I heard Zoom will have a date tonight with GD.

Again? How many dates have they have been on?
About 10.
OK, might be the night that he gives her the kid nut.
by (BIGH) April 22, 2024
mugGet the Kid nutmug.

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
mugGet the Coco-Nut Milkmug.

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
mugGet the BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTSmug.

Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.
Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"
by H311o January 30, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
mugGet the Nuts on the tablemug.

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