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Cancun cunt dagger 

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.
I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.
Cancun cunt dagger by feebaggk September 13, 2011
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panda cunt 

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner
Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!
panda cunt by Soups-On January 7, 2012
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Dog cunt 

A dog cunt is what you call your ex when they hookup with someone who was your friend and wants to play happy family with your kids.
Yeah they're dog cunts, no RESPECT for the bro code!
Dog cunt by Missleashy September 18, 2019

oh shit cunt 

This is a thing you have to yell out loud when people are reminiscing about inane things because irony and bullshit have become the primary cultural currency of our pathetic generation.
"Hey, did you ever hear about Thundercats?"
"I remember that! Did you ever hear about Mouse Trap the board game?"
"I remember that! Did you ever hear about the Superbowl Shuffle?"
"OH SHIT CUNT!"
oh shit cunt by van veen March 23, 2010

Science of Cunt 

Emerged out of the field of Vadgology; recent developments have been the application of Chomskyian mathematical grammars to the study of the CUNT.

lately, a theory has been proposed of a so-called 'generative cunt' -- a mighty vadge which is continually fucked at all angles by black men, who themselves were convicted of rape in previous lives.
this from the new york times : 'richard dawkins has defended the Science of Cunt as hard science, against the soft pussy of the postmodernists.'
Science of Cunt by eeclayton April 5, 2010

Brutal As Fuck Cunt 

Basically means that something is very, very brutal.
Opeth's new album is Brutal as fuck cunt!
Brutal As Fuck Cunt by bluespirit December 3, 2010

suck my fat pussy, cunt 

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.
Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"