penis

what i put in your mom

“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “

by chkoe June 28, 2021

Penis

Big/small stick in between your legs

I have a small penis

by [e-mail] March 31, 2023

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

penis

when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot

Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis”
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis”

by tr1xiie June 9, 2024