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Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
mugGet the Cummingsmug.

Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.
"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 26, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

Cum

Person 1: Look at this cool slime found in Joshua's room!!
Person 2: That's cum, silly! It's meant to be eaten.
by Cummy sock December 10, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy
Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night
by Jackelope April 12, 2021
mugGet the clock cummug.

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.
Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!
by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016
mugGet the CUM JABmug.

Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).
I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.
by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024
mugGet the Cum Spookmug.

Cum

Cum
by POOPYKATELYN April 18, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

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