Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.

Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"

by H311o January 30, 2023

deez nuts

just deez nuts

see deez nuts oh yeah

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.

Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Nut

Harambee = Haramfly = Haramwalk

"You're a public service announcement, you nut !!"

by knoodlezz August 25, 2016

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022