Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Chuckle-nutting

The act of nutting whilst laughing

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno

by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Wing-Nut

A name for a male that after a series of unfortunate events has walked into a solid object making contact with his genitals and causing significant pain.

I seen William wing-nut himself while he was walking.

by Senior Pepe January 31, 2020