post-skate

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.

Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!

by stillinrock July 8, 2018

Tater Skangs

The food stains running down the sides of the mouth of an overweight person.

Damn! You see them tater skangs on that sum bitch!

by Mrsfromthawoodz July 27, 2018

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

bradley skana

a piece of shit that always turns into a fish around tortoise

Bradley skana is a fish

by Bradley Skana November 22, 2018

Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 4, 2018

Skidaddle Skadoodle

Word for an epic fight, typically referring to shaggy fighting other gods such as Matt, Shrek, etc.

Did you see that Skidaddle Skadoodle last night?

by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019

Booty skank smell like cumber

When Kaiyas a little hoe and she just fucking calls her dogs skanks. She’s a beautiful little whore that loves buberries

I love her.. Booty skank smell like cumber.

by Madidrapps August 15, 2019