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penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.
Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass
by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019
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Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
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penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh
yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts
by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019
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big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023
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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so
"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"
by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023
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Penis

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis
by Notlegacey January 21, 2017
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