felt like butter 

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.

"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"

felt like butter by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021

Sex like real 

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

Sex like real by Plehy August 18, 2021

Sex like real 

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

Sex like real by Plehy August 18, 2021

Just like in the reals 

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

Just like in the reals by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

i.like.mice 

an epic tik toker that should be followed

“yo, i.like.mice’s new tik tok was so cool!

i.like.mice by fongiss September 2, 2021

worship like a snail 

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

worship like a snail by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

feelin like a marlin

when you get rejected one too many times 💔

How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin

feelin like a marlin by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021