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cum tan

Word for a very pale person
That irish girl has a nice cum tan
by cumdragon April 9, 2015
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Cum

Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.
Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.
by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022
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Cum Dumpster

An orifice or surface on which a male of the Human Race deposits his sperm onto or into repeatedly to claim as his own
That thot is my new cum dumpster.
by Cam3n2123 July 10, 2019
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Cum

What comes out of me when my crush starts touching me in the middle of history class.
"omg kaylee he started rubbing my thigh really high and i swear i was finna cum"
by ASHKAIT!#! November 10, 2021
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cum

a white sticky substance that comes out of a man’s penis whilst masturbating or having sexual intercourse.
by XDpoggers December 28, 2022
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by Cumingobbler July 5, 2023
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Cum-gum

The act of giving a blowjob with gum in ones mouth then preceding such blowjob the gum absorbs the semen from said blowjob.
After I gave frank a blowjob I had a huge wad of cum-gum
by dbex98 May 25, 2017
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