creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

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wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.

Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"

by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011

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Codys a Wizard

A term that states one is better at wizardry than zach

"See that!? Codys a Wizard!"
"Better wizard than Zach!

by Youraveragegay666 January 20, 2019

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Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

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Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

by A Kadz November 17, 2011

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