The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.
Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
by 8res April 25, 2016
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by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018
When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.
Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
by A Kadz November 17, 2011
I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve
by mattdude January 23, 2008