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Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010
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Weak Punchlines

by GrahamCrackers April 11, 2013
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Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.
1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?
by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015
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Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.
Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?
by Nikuzan August 28, 2017
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Weak Chest

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you
by Redbaron January 26, 2020
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hecka weak

i'm hecka weak- funny
your hecka weak- gay stupid reterded
hecka weak- to be over worked or seriously injured
OMG i'm hecka weak.

Alex T. is hecka weak

Micheal over works us hella bad, i'm hecka weak
by Mylessa Carrasco November 15, 2007
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Fart Wake

The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.
"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."
by lowercase_dave February 4, 2009
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