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gatling vag

Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.
I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!

You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag
by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014
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Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head
DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head
by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016
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vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.
damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth
by Furry Nipples May 15, 2011
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Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.
When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.
by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017
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Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
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Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
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vag wars

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022
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