Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017

vag-nom

A nickname for oral pleasure of the female.

Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.

by drx2000 May 22, 2011

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag

KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours

by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 18, 2015