Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

UR MOM

yes 2019 yes yesh mommy i cry he le hacor i claim to be a hacker

when UR MOM explodes

by nice nice nice nice nice October 28, 2020

ur mom

ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

by Foodymoody July 20, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

Ur Mom

Your Mom is the thing that xbox kid said he banged, but he really is just some 9 year old in the party.

Boy 1: I Banged your girlfriend!
Boy 2: Oh yea? well i banged your mom!

by EboniWords April 14, 2022