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Tube Steak

A cylindrical meat portion. (Sizes and pigmentation may vary)
Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.
by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017
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nube tube

Grenade launcher used by unskilled people, e.g. nubes. Said launcher requires no skill, nor soberness to use.
Who's nube tubing? Who has the nube tube? Get rid of that nube tube or I'll teabag your corpse! Freakin nube tube got me.
by Drew Parkinson March 30, 2008
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lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.
Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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hot tube

"Look at Payton's spelling on this paper."

'hot tube'

"What an idiot."
by PPL. (: November 10, 2011
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noob tube

Wow, nice kill with the noob tube.
by Chandler Conoley February 25, 2008
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Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
by Jade17996 August 22, 2008
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Poop tube

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.
I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.
by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010
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