staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.
by londonmark September 05, 2003
a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
by 500kit500 March 09, 2017
by Scousemsttlad May 27, 2018
by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020
When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 20, 2017
(Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
by gavinwang August 08, 2022