happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

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happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.

Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.

by Artfartwart December 3, 2009

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happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

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happy vagina

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

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Happy T!

A phrase made popular on homestarrunner.com. It was put on the website for Thanksgiving 2002. Because of that, some argue that the T stands for Thanksgiving.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Happy T!

MARZIPAN: Happy T, everybody!

STRONG BAD: Happy freakin' T... losers.

BUBS: Happy dappy T, everybody.

STRONG SAD: What are we all talking about? I mean, "Happy T?"

COACH Z: Horpy Tor!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY T!

by Phillip F. November 21, 2005

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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

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