not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.

A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."

by polivebrsk January 23, 2017

Chin tiddy

When a girls tiddies are up so high they could theoretically touch her chin.

"Wow, Carla is showing a lot of cleavage tonight."
"Yeah, she's good chin tiddies."
"Look at that chin tiddy"

by Noonelikeshitler December 29, 2017

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

ball tidy

When a man where’s spandex shorts in public.

Oh shit he’s got a ball tidy.

by BlabbyBlabby March 23, 2018

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

George tidy

A fat gay ginger pig who sucks his dog of then molests his dad for food stamps then eats his mums booty .

you have done a george tidy now get out before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018