When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth
CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
by kensobaby December 3, 2014

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.
by the little apple that could April 6, 2010

The act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then passing out due to intoxication.
"Damn that guy is so drunk dancing" "He's downing two drinks at once" he's dancing around just like a zombie. "That guys ZOMBIED"
by Skygrafik November 13, 2013

by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.
-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.
-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.
-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.
by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009

When some is so enthralled with their World of Warcraft session that they barely, if at all, respond to any outside stimuli; Relentlessly pursuing their virtual quests like Zombies to brains.
Jay: "Hey Sam what you wanna get into tonight, party or something?"
Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"
Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."
Sam: ..... "Need more DPS...damage dispelled!"
Jay: "Sheesh, dudes turnin WoW Zombie on me already."
by SoPhonic August 12, 2011

Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
by Zombiecock October 9, 2010
