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Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!
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Turtle snorkel

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard
by Eat420 October 15, 2019
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Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).
"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."
by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015
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cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.
When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!
by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014
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Cheese Turtle

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
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Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.
I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!
by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022
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