Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

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ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020

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kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

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Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022

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Kaden Evans

A cool guy whos got swag and is always saying oop and sheeeeesh. Loves tik tok, Black Pink, and Ariana Grande. Has 4 close friends. Is always having fun. Is black with a tiny bit of white.

Person 1 - Kaden Evans is cool
Kaden Evans - Periodt

by blink fantasy stan May 18, 2021

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