Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009

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butt puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet

Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.

by n6ko January 20, 2003

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A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

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butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

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butt jeans

a pair of jeans in which every teenaged girl owns at least one pair with the soul purpose of making the girl's butt look good. butt jeans are different for every girl's unique figure whether they're extra tight in the right places or have curved seams but they all have the same purpose of making a girl's butt look good. and every girl owns at least one pair of butt jeans

girl1: I like your jeans
girl2: thanks these are my butt jeans
girl1: how the heck does your boyfriend get those off?

by the situation August 26, 2013

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