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Nose Test

When a woman presses her breast (boobs) against a wall, her nose can not touch the wall before her boobs do, If her nose hits the wall first then she fails for not anything there.

To pass the woman has to have her boobs pushed against the wall before her nose does.
She starts the test by walking to the wall where the Nose Test is going to be done. She leans against the wall and firmly presses her breast to the wall. Once she does this if her nose is hitting the wall after she does this or if her nose isn't touching at all then she passes the test. But if her nose is touching before she presses them to the wall then she Fails.

For the Nose Test she touchs the wall with her boobs first and not her nose. She must be able to have some space between her nose and the wall. If her nose hits the wall first on the Nose Test then she is sent home.
by Lucifer's Twin June 15, 2011
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Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.
Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.
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Thumb Test

When fucking doggystyle, stick your thumb up the girls ass, if she takes it willingly then she has passed the thumb test so its safe to put your cock in next!!
I gave this girl the thumb test last night and she past with flying colours.... well, maybe only 1 colour!
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KFC test

The act of taking a potential partner from Chasers/Zos (a club in Melbourne, Australia) across the road (Chapel Street - see chap laps) to the KFC, where the fluorescent lights provide ample illumination to determine whether your score is worth taking home. For the desperadoes, it is used to gauge whether or not to tell your mates about it tomorrow.
I met this chick in Chasers so I took her over the road to give her the KFC test. She failed, so we went and did chap laps instead.
by slapshot667 July 27, 2010
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spelling test

an extremery easy test which you ave answers before you take the test.
That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!
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test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.
Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!
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test

A test is an effort made to test out a solution.
I wrote this as a test
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