Teaing

Teaing is like Tea bagging.
rather than the testicles being singularly placed in the mouth of a sleeping or passed out friend, it is an all out urination whilst the cock and balls are withing their mouth.

Roger passed out so tead him. Teaing is fun!

by Pagbo Z August 3, 2007

Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.

"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"

by aightman January 12, 2010

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

Texting Story

A story thats like a novel but you do it by texts. Mostly can be found in youtube.

Gojo Deku
Madara Deku
Rogue Naruto

Naruto x Fem Kurama

Deku x (your favorite mha girl/OC)
Heartbroken Takemichi

etc Texting Story

by Aihko2 December 3, 2021

triangle texting

when you talk to someone three different ways at the same time, keeping up the conversation. eg. on facebook, sms, msn, calling them, talking to their face.

steph (facebook) : omgg ssaraah!
sarah (sms) :what!?!
steph (textplus) : we are triangle texting!!!!!
sarah (sms) : aww yeah!
(5 minutes later)
steph (facebook) : wait, what did you say? lets stay on one program, im so confused!

by charmander05 January 13, 2011

Zombie Texting

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

by MarviMarti June 21, 2011