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It's called history, sweaty 

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

licker of a sweaty fuck stick 

I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.

das sweaty 

Dan: Yo I just found Andy's used rubber under Jimmys bed!
Tom: Man, das sweaty.

Charissa: The milk in your fridge expired 3 weeks ago honey!
Phil: Man, das sweaty
das sweaty by Darkina August 16, 2012

Sack of Sweaty Quarters 

sak ov swet-ee kwawr-ters

1. Used to describe the unique ways gothic lesbians give each other oral 'pleasure'. By thrusting ones fist into the other vaginal area causing the recipiant to release a rancide "air biscuit," "fart," or "cosmic super dumb."

2. Used to describe a 'phat bag' of marijuana, draw, weed, puff, hash or ganja. Usually baught in quantities of 1/4 oz. or higher.

-Skoal
1. That gothic looking mother fucker looks like she just got done giving Mary Jane a sack of sweaty quarters.

2. Dude lets smoke this sack of sweaty quarters then go rail Peters hot mom!

yosanos.sweaty.feet 

A mildly concerning person on Tik Tok. They seriously used “in a pickle”. It scares me. Personality kin assignment: Taco Bell’s lettuce
“Bruh you’re moots with yosanos.sweaty.feet?”
“Yeah bro we all moots” (I am so sorry I suck at this)

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"